Well, I'm Jake, so...

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

alphaidiot:

joshhunkerson:

Josh Peck does it again

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Fuck sake Josh

sandandglass:

Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 

goodbyelittlepond:

GOODBYELITTLEPOND’s GIVEAWAY! This is to thank my wonderful followers, you guys rock :3 (I’ve been thinking about if for a while so here it is :)

Giveaway Includes:

Leatherbound Classic Series:

  • The Complete Sherlock Holmes 
  • The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
  • The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
  • Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales
  • Homer’sIliad and Odyssey
  • Jane Austen: Seven Novels

Exploding Tardis poster (**has slight tear at the top left corner**)

Mortal Instruments Series:

  • City of Bones
  • City of Ashes
  • City of Glass

Collection of Random Things:

  • Deformed mini-orange bear
  • Large pillow-sized bear
  • Mini skeleton Halloween bear
  • 2 Hippie buttons

RULES:

  • Since this is to thank my wonderful followers, you mbf me
  • Reblog as many times as you want ~ the more you reblog, the better chance you have at winning :)
  • Likes DO NOT count
  • There is only ONE winner (please don’t ask me if you can win, becuase…)
  • I will choose a winner at random!
  • I will ship anywhere for free in the U.S., but if you’re overseas, please note that you will have to pay for your own shipping! 

ENDS:

  • May 31, 2013

goodbyelittlepond:

GOODBYELITTLEPOND’s GIVEAWAY! This is to thank my wonderful followers, you guys rock :3 (I’ve been thinking about if for a while so here it is :)

Giveaway Includes:

Leatherbound Classic Series:

  • The Complete Sherlock Holmes 
  • The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
  • The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe
  • Grimm’s Complete Fairy Tales
  • Homer’sIliad and Odyssey
  • Jane Austen: Seven Novels

Exploding Tardis poster (**has slight tear at the top left corner**)

Mortal Instruments Series:

  • City of Bones
  • City of Ashes
  • City of Glass

Collection of Random Things:

  • Deformed mini-orange bear
  • Large pillow-sized bear
  • Mini skeleton Halloween bear
  • 2 Hippie buttons

RULES:

  • Since this is to thank my wonderful followers, you mbf me
  • Reblog as many times as you want ~ the more you reblog, the better chance you have at winning :)
  • Likes DO NOT count
  • There is only ONE winner (please don’t ask me if you can win, becuase…)
  • I will choose a winner at random!
  • I will ship anywhere for free in the U.S., but if you’re overseas, please note that you will have to pay for your own shipping! 

ENDS:

  • May 31, 2013

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Cameron Frye, this one’s for you.

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

This summer my family went to NZ and Australia and when we went to McDonalds My brother ordered a hamburger only ketchup and they gave him two pieces of bread covered in ketchup. The guy then argued for a couple of minutes.